Top Things That Mean It's Over . . .

1. When your relationship is based on text messages alone. Arguments should not be done via SMS. Sex should not be had in MMS.

2. You are perpetually sick or broke so you don't have to drive the 30 minutes it takes to get to your signficant other's house. This shows they aren't that significant.

3. You predict the above-mentioned text messages as if they are saved and programmed for morning, afternoon, and evening: "Good morning, babe. How did you sleep?", "Eating lunch now. Will text you later. Hope you are having a good day", and "Goodnight. Hope you had a good day. Sweet dreams."

4. :* and :) cannot substitute real emotions. Emoticons are not love. They are stupid symbols that half the time don't even look like what they are supposed to be. If you have to look at a book to decipher the "emotion" that he feels, you are done.

5. People assume you are married.

6. You feel like you are married.

7. The only sex you have is usually in a dive bar bathroom on the same day of the week, every week.

8. He is just not that into you and you know it.

9. You feel like you could be any girl and it wouldn't matter. YOU as an individual are a cookie cutter to fill his days--when he has the time.

10. His family wonder why you are still around.

11. You'd rather sleep next to your 8-year-old on an air mattress.

12. You have more interaction with Facebook.

13. Your ex boyfriend knows more about your life than he does.

14. You'd be less bored knitting sweaters for your mom's dogs than in your relationship.

15. Your routine is more predictable than "Two and a Half Men" episodes.